Ack! is what grapes make when they stab there feet with 100-yr-old acorna freshly fallen from all the stupid Hungabunga Trees who are the homes of Toast Vultures who like to peck the eyeballs out of innocent little alligators who ate my cat, Sir Vladimir McDonald who I got as a present for my birthday, which was also that spoilt little grape next door's birthday and his father gave him a PlayStation! Why can't I have a PlayStation? Why did that 'him' come out in italics? Why is it raining fish? Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY????