Ow! I touched a Echidna X Cactus X GG Edit
It was a nice Summer morning, and Count Grapeula was plotting his next evil plan. He placed a Echidna-Cactus -GG on the ground. "Hehe!" cackled Grapeula.
Ouch! I stepped on a echidna X Cactus X GG!
"You stupid, spiky animal/plant thing!" I bellowed.
I stared at the Echidna X Cactus X GG. It was... MYSTERIOUSLY MYSTERIOUS!
"Hello?" I asked.
"BLAAARGH!" lazered the Echidna X cactus X GG.
When the Times Were Sad... Edit
When YE TIMES WERE SAD, there were cavemen. Nerdy cavemen. They played Dino Dodger all day.
THEN A T-REX ATE THEM!!! The nerdy cavemen died, but they lived to tell the tale!
The Nerdy Caveman National Anthem Edit
Must... finish... Level 14!
Translated in Gorilla language: Ooo OOO! Oooo-ooo!
Translated in Echidna X Cactus X GG language: $1000
Translated in Annoying Sister Language: MUM! I WANT A PONY!
A Grape of High Authority Edit
A GRAPE OF HIGH AUTHORITY,
SHOULD BE NAMED NICHOLAS NORITY,
WHILE THE BEER CANS BLOW,
AND THE TURTLE'S SLOW,
A Sultana of High Authority??? Edit
NO WAY! SULTANAS ARE WAY TOO WRINKLY!
Snow, Leafy and Lava Rule! Edit
Well, Snow, Leafy and Lava rule!!!
Dr. Octagonapus... Edit
DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAARGH!
Dr. Octagonapus is a villain based on Dr. Octopus except Dr. Octagonapus can SHOOP DA WHOOP! If you can Shoop da Whoop you are RICH, doggie! WOOF! WOOF!
Zatchi! Zatchi! ZATZAT!
Lord Moldywart and his Seven HorcruxesEdit
One BEE-utiful day, Lord Moldywart decided to make a Horcrux. "Hmm... what should I make as my Horcrux?" wondered Moldywart. Suddenly, it all came to him. "I'll make my pretty girl diary with strawberry-scented pen a Horcrux!" So the ugly Dark Lord split his soul and put it into his diar--- What's going on? Isn't Moldywart meant to kill someone before he has a Horcrux? Good point.--- Moldywart killed Cinderella and then--- What NOW?? Moldywart kills Moaning Myrtle, NOT Cinderella! Fine, fine!--- Moldywarts kills Yawning Yertle (Yertle the Turtle!) and TTTHHHHEEENNNN makes his pretty girl diary a Horcrux!
There, the END!!---Oh, who is causing all this MADNESS?! Me. Me? Who's Me? I am Me. Who are you? I'm Me, I already told you that! Oh for Toast's sake, WHO ARE YOU?? It is I, Count Grapeula! AAAAAAAHHH!!!--- and they all lived happily ever after! MWA HA HA!!!