Bigfoot (Serious Smack), Loony (Remus Poopin), Tongs (James Sweater) and Squirmtail (Peter Pet-my-poo) were all the best of friends 80 000 million years ago. They went to Hogfarts School of Snitchcraft and Lizardry. They called themselves 'The Mauraders of High Authority'. BUTTTTTTTT, they all died! Bigfoot got killed by a girl, Loony got killed by a Breath Eater, Tongs got killed by Lord Moldywart and Squirmtail felt like such a loner being alive so he strangled himself.