Previously, I just did a lethal fart! But how?

COUGH! COUGH! How did I do a fart as bad as this? Now I'm dying in this gas! Suddenly, a huge, cylinder-shaped object walked towards me: Cevivac the Cigarette! "You! You made me fart!" I yelled.

"Yes, I did!" replied Cevivac, "I put your mum under the Imperius Curse and made her cook Baked Beans for brekky. Lots and LOTS of Baked Beans!"

"Oh no! WHY? Why did I eat those Baked Beans!" I cried, "hang on, I don't remember eating Baked Beans!" The fart gas cleared up.

"You didn't eat the Baked Beans!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shrieked Cevivac, "YOU DIDN'T EAT THE BAKED BEANS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Cevivac turned into a stone statue, then fell and crumbled into ashes.

"Yay! I'm not gonna die!" I said happily. Suddenly, the house collapsed and I died. The End :D

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