What is the point of this article you say? WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS ARTICLE??? I'LL TELL WHAT"S THE COTTON-PICKING POINT OF THIS ARTICLE!!
What would happen if this article did not exist:Edit
Without this cotton-picking, Toasted Marshmallow-eating article, goblins all over the world would catch on fire.
What else would happen if this article did not exist:Edit
YOU'D ALL BE LOSERS FOR NOT READING THIS SO BURN!!!