R U a Blaaargh Freak...Or NOT! is a book written by Aunt Arctic on how to become a BLAAARGH! Freak.
The BLAAARGH! RitualEdit
At a sleepover one day, two little annoying vampire girls made up a series of rituals, the Zatzat Ritual, the Rubit Ritual and the Campfire Ritual. The book shows you how to do these rituals, although you might become a ghost, a vampire or a little girl who hates rice-cream in the process.
Blood and Pavlova on ToastEdit
This is a recipe from Count Grapeula telling you how to make Blood and Pavlova on Toast. If you are not a vampire grape with intentions to drain every guy on earth, you might prefer Tuna and Pavlova on Toast.