The great nacho war of 1906 shaped the future for nobody. It was fought using cheese graders, giant clams and educational television. It all started with two guys watching an episode of Ren and Stimpy. One of them wanted to turn the volume up. The guy said, "Concarnit, I can't seem to find the remote. Bubba, you have it?" bubba said, "No siree Bob" Then Perry the Platypus burst in and gave them their remote. Der Enid.