United States of Antarctica is the biggest ripoff in history. Paroding a character, or country is one thing, but ripping-off another person's work and claiming it to be your own is no good.
Big Head State (AKA Eastshield) Edit
Eastshield thinks its all that, but its not! Eastshield is the biggest and richeset state east of the United States of Antarctica. It's state capital is Fathead.
Hopperland (AKA Sub-Antarctic) Edit
Hopperland is a state ceded to the USA in 2002. It is a fascist stae ruled by the ruthless dictator Rockhopper.
Cheeseburger Land (AKA Antarctic Peninsula) Edit
Make you obese.
State of Snobs (AKA Trans-Antarctica) Edit
THE STATE OF RICH BOOBS MORE LIKE!
|-|@|>|>-/|=@(3 $7@73 (AKA Happyface State)Edit
Forgotten State No-one cares about (AKA Weddell)Edit
Lame Cold War Pun State (AKA West Pengolia)Edit
Full of Fish-Slapping but God-fearing Capitalist.
Other Lame Cold War Pun State (AKA East Pengolia)Edit
Full of Godless Commies!
Sescesionists (AKA New North Etana)Edit
SUPERpENGUIN! EAT CHEESE (AKA Non existing state)Edit
It lies above Secessionists and, look at THAT! A Boob! HAHAHAHA! BOOBS! I SEE A BOOB! HAHAHAHAH! IT DOSEN'T EXIST! 1 SQUARE FEET! HA!
SAY What?!?! anyway it is populated by Al Gore fans (ie Hippies)
Creative, ingenius, LAME parody of the Greek Empire.
Margret Antantic Missle BaseEdit
Harbors East Pengolian Nukes. Yes all the nukes of East Pengolia... or the Commie Land! Led by Margret Sanchez (Who is an illegal mexican-Immigrant)
This place is so warm... your mama can't even live there! HAHAHAHA! HA!
South Pole CityEdit
Capital. Completly destroyed after the Lutswaffe bombing during WWII. Now a City of Corrupt government and Scandal.
Explorer 767 lives here. 'Nuff Said.
Ripped off Surf's up!
There are a total of 2,876,395,080,652,573 places in the USA named with the prefix Peng or Pengu followed by a common suffix. (notable ex. Pengu Town, Penguville, Peng City, Pengopolis, Pengboob (home too Pengbob Squarepants), Pengstupidsville, and Peng Writter's Block Town.)
City completly destroyed by a nuke from Marget Antarctic Islands. Even though an H-Bomb exploded on a densly poplated nuculear waste facility and leveled everything within 200 miles from the bomb site, the worst injury was a paper cut and sore tummy.